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Here are a selection of some of the most common misheard Lyrics


Alicia Keys- Empire State of Mind

Misheard lyric-"In New York, Concrete Jungle wet Dream Tomato"

Correct lyric- "In New York Concrete Jungle where dreams are made of"

Selena Gomez- Good for You

Misheard lyric- “I’m farting carrots”

Correct lyric- “I’m 14 carat”

Taylor Swift- Blank Space

Misheard lyric- “All the lonely Starbucks lovers”

Correct lyric- “Got a long list of ex-lovers"

Backstreet Boys- I want it that way

Misheard lyric-"Aint Nothing but a Fart Ache, Aint nothing but a meat steak"

Correct lyric- Aint Nothing but a Heart Ache, Aint Nothing but a Mistake"

Eiffel 65- Blue

Misheard lyric- "Im Blue in Aberdeen i will Die"

Correct lyric- "I'm blue, da ba dee da be die" Eiffel  65 Blue

Daft Punk- Get Lucky

Misheard lyric- "Like the legend of the Penis"

Correct lyric- "Like the Legend of the Phoenix"

Robert Palmer- Addicted to Love

Misheard lyric- "Might as well face it , Your a dick with a Glove"

Correct lyric-  "Might as well face it your addicted to Love"

Madonna- La Isla Bonita

Misheard lyric- "Young Guy with eyes like Potatoes"

Correct lyric- "A young girl with eyes like the Desert"

ABBA- Dancing Queen

Misheard lyric- “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen”

Correct lyric- “See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen”

Ray Parker Jr- Ghostbusters

Misheard lyric- "Who Ya Gonna Call? Those Bastards"

Correct lyric- "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters"  

Bon Jovi- Livin on a Prayer

Misheard lyric- “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”

Correct lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not”

The Monkees- I'm a Believer

Misheard lyric- “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her”

Correct lyric- “Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer"

Kings of Leon- Sex on Fire

Misheard lyric- “Ohh, dyslexics on fire”

Correct lyric- “Ohh, this sex is on fire”

R.E.M- Losing my Religion

Misheard lyric- “Let’s pee in the corner, let’s pee in the spotlight”

Correct lyric- “That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight”

Tom Jones and the Cardigans - Burning down the House

Misheard lyric- "Now Theres a Guy with lots of Porn and you aint seen nothing yet, All the Pages stuck together"

Correct Lyric- "No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet, Everythings stuck together"

Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody

Misheard lyric- "I see a little silhouette of a man, Got a Moose, Got a Moose "

Correct Lyric- " i see a little sillouette of a man Scaramouche , Scaramouche"

Eminem- Monster Ft Rihanna

Misheard lyric- "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed"

Correct lyric- "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed"

Carmen Twillie, Lebo M- Circle of life (The Lion King)

MIsheard lyric- "Nah, It's a pen yeah, Mama the chihuahua, such a ghoul, when you're a mum"

Correct lyric- "Nants ingonyama bagithi baba, Sithi uhm ingonyama"

Iggy Azalea ft Charlie XCX

Misheard lyric- "I'm so fancy, can't you taste this scone?"

Correct lyric- "I'm so fancy, you already know"

Ed Sheeran- Thinking out loud

Misheard lyric- "So honey now, take me into your lemon arms"

Correct lyric- "So honey now, take me into your loving arms"

Elton John- Bennie and The Jets

Misheard lyric- "She's got electric boobs, a bowl of soup"

Correct lyric- "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit"

Shakira- Underneath your clothes

Misheard lyric- There's the man I chose, there's my teletubby"

Correct lyric- There's the man I chose, there's my territory"

Celine Dion- My Heart Will Go On

Misheard lyric- "i Believe that the hot dogs go on"

Correct lyric- "i Believe that the heart does go on"

 

Madonna- La Isla Bonita

Misheard lyric- "Last Night i Dreamt of Some Bagels"

Correct lyric- "Last Night I Dreamt of San Pedro"

 

Dire Straits- Money For Nothing

Misheard lyric- “Money for nothin’ and chips for free”

Correct lyric- “Money for nothin’ and your chicks for free”

 

Paul Young- Everytime You Go Away

Misheard lyric- “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you”

Correct lyric- “Every time you go away take a piece of me with you” 

 

Dire Straits- Money for Nothing

Misheard lyric- "Weve got some Flintstone Microwave Ovens" Correct lyric- "Weve got to install Microwave Ovens"

 

Duffy- Mercy

Misheard lyric- "You Got me Begging you for Birdseed"

Correct lyric- "You got me begging you for Mercy"

 

Madonna- Like A Virgin

Misheard lyric- "Like a Virgin , Touched for the 31st Time"

Correct lyric- "Like a Virgin touched for the 31st Time"

 

The Police- So Lonely

Misheard lyric- “Sue Lawley”

Correct lyric: “So lonely”

 

Starship- We Built This City

Misheard lyric- “We built this city on sausage rolls”

Correct lyric- “We built this city on rock ‘n’ roll”

 

Queen- Bohemian Rhapsody

Misheard lyric- “Saving his life from this warm sausage tea”

Correct lyric- “Spare him his life from this monstrosity” 

 

ABBA- Dancing Queen

Misheard lyric- “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine”. Correct lyric- “Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine”

 

The Eurythmics- Sweet Dreams (are made of this)

Misheard lyric- “Sweet dreams are made of cheese”

Correct lyric- “Sweet dreams are made of these”

 

REM- The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight

Misheard lyric- “Calling Jamaica”

Correct lyric- “Call me when you try to wake her” 

 

Adele- Chasing Pavements

Misheard Lyric- “Or should I just keep chasing penguins”

Correct lyric: “Or should I just keep chasing pavements”

 

ABBA- Gimme Gimme Gimme

Misheard lyric- “Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day”

Correct lyric- "Take me through the darkness to the break of the day” 

 

Johnny Cash- I Can See Clearly Now

Misheard lyric- “I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone”

Correct lyric: “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone”

 

Madonna- Papa Don't Preach

Misheard lyric- “Poppadom Peach”

Correct lyric: “Papa don’t preach"

 

The Beatles- I Want To Hold Your Hand

Misheard lyric- “I want to hold your ham”

Correct lyric: “I want to hold your hand”

 

Queen- We Will Rock You

Misheard Lyric- “Kicking your cat all over the place”

Correct lyric: “Kicking your can all over the place"

 

Nirvana- Smells Like Teen Spirit

Misheard lyric- “Here we are now, in containers”

Correct lyric: “Here we are now, entertain us”

 

The Beegees- More Than A Woman

Misheard lyric- "Bald-headed woman… bald-headed woman to me”. Correct lyric- “More than a woman… more than a woman to me” 

 

Hot Chocolate- You Sexy Thing

Misheard lyric- “I remove umbilicals”

Correct lyric- “I believe in miracles”

 

Elvis Presley- Suspicious Minds

Misheard lyrics- “We’re caught in a trout”

Correct lyric: “We’re caught in a trap”

 

Chaka Khan- I'm Every Woman

Misheard lyric- “I’m Terry Wogan its all in me”

Correct lyric: “I’m every woman”

 

Sister Sledge- We Are Family

Misheard lyric- “Let me just staple the vicar”

Correct lyric- “Just let me state for the record”

 

John Travolta and Olivia Newton John- The One That I Want

Misheard lyric- “You’re the wobbly one”

Correct lyric- “You’re the one that I want” 

 

TLC- Waterfalls

Misheard lyric- “Don’t go Jason Waterfalls”

Correct lyric: “Don’t go chasing waterfalls”

 

Will Smith- Jiggy With It

Misheard lyric- “Kick a chicken with it”

Correct lyric: “Gettin’ jiggy with it”

 

Sir Mix Alot- Baby Got Back

Misheard lyric- “I like big butts in a can of limes”

Correct lyric: “I like big butts and I cannot lie'

 

Little Mix- Shout Out to my Ex

Misheard lyric- "This is a shout out to my eggs"

Correct lyric- "This is a shout out to my ex"

 

The Beatles- I want to hold your hand

Misheard lyric- "I want to hold your ham"

correct lyric- "I want to hold your hand"

 

OMI- Cheerleader

Misheard lyric- "She grants my wishes like a genie in a butthole"

Correct lyric- "She grants my wishes like a genie in a bottle"

 

The Rolling Stones- Beast of Burden

Misheard lyric- "I don't need your pizza burning"

Correct lyric- "I 'll never be your beast of burden"

 

Taylor Swift- Shake it Off

Misheard lyric- "And the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake"

Correct lyric- "And the fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake"

 

Duffy- Mercy

Misheard lyric- "You got me beggin you for bird seed"

Correct lyric- "You got me beggin you for mercy"

 

Maroon 5- Sugar

Misheard lyric- "When i'm without you, i'm soaked in wee"

Correct lyric- "When i'm without you, i'm so insecure"

 

One Direction- One Thing

Misheard lyric- "Cause you make my heart race, shout meow to the sky"

Correct lyric- "Cause you make my heart race, shot me out of the sky"

 

Destiny's Child- Bootylicious

Misheard lyric- "I don't think you're ready for fish jelly"

Correct lyric- "I don't think you're ready for this jelly"

 

Avril Lavigne- Complicated

Misheard lyric- "And you promised me i'm never gonna find your bacon"

Correct lyric- "And promise me i'm never gonna find you fakin"

 



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